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About Us
The Penimals started the same way most legendary ideas do, on a school blackboard.
Two friends used to draw the classic 8=D symbol everywhere… until the teacher caught us. So we got creative. We hid the dick inside cute animals. Elephants with trunks that looked suspiciously familiar. Cats with a very particular nose. Suddenly, it wasn't offensive; it was just funny. And it stuck.
Many years later we turned that running joke into something real: The Penimals — a 5,555-piece hand-drawn collection on Ethereum.
Every single Penimal and every trait are 100% human-made, like anything else you see from us, including this website. Zero AI. 25 different species (cats, elephants, hippos, platypuses… the whole zoo), 98 color variations, and traits that lovingly rip off luxury brands while sneaking in our signature 8=D twist. The "protection hat"? Yeah… it's exactly what you think it is.
The name itself hides the joke in plain sight: PENI(mal)S.
We're just 3 friends who never stopped doodling or coding, no matter how many years went by.
Our goal is simple:
Build a community that actually appreciates the art, the humor, and the originality, and has 0 issues wearing a cute penis as merchandise.
Then turn this cute idea into a real brand, merch, figures, memes, and eventually our own super smart universe of sarcastic, dick-related collections/agents.
One day we want to see Penimals walking around like BAPE mascots. Why not?
This isn't just another NFT project.
It's a love letter to every kid who ever got in trouble for drawing dicks in class from their parent who never forgot how the old days went.
Welcome to the family.
Roadmap
The Penimals Roadmap
(From classroom doodles to a real brand and IP)
Stage 1 — Foundation & Spotlight
June 2026
- Get fully verified on OpenSea
- Official sponsorship at NFC (the biggest NFT event in the world) – June 4th to 6th, 2026
- Private 1/1 moments and networking with industry leaders, including Adam Weitsman, Serc (Normies), and many more
This is our big coming-out party. We're showing the world that The Penimals aren't just another collection — we're here to build something that lasts, and that's why we started our project by airdropping some NFTs and issuing some refunds for people who paid extra for their mint. Transparency and creativity are our main focus.
Stage 2 — Merch Drop & Real Utility
July – August 2026
Set up an IRL production facility and install the necessary equipment (UV printers, 3D printers, cutters, stampers, air filtration, etc.) to manufacture merch, signs, and custom items in-house.
Launch PeniBoxes — our signature premium packaging. Anyone can order a PeniBox containing high-quality merch based on any NFT they own (Penimals or not). Holders of staked Penimals NFTs receive free PeniBoxes tied to their exact staked holdings, plus discounted extras. Non-holders can purchase PeniBoxes at full price.
Open our own merch marketplace on the website where users can instantly order collectibles or PeniBoxes of any NFT they hold, creating easy access and strong unboxing/shareable content potential.
| Lock Duration | Reward Tier |
|---|---|
| 2 weeks (Tier 1) | Free Penimal T-Shirt of your exact NFT + The Penimals souvenirs |
| 1 month (Tier 2) | Tier 1 + Cap + Physical Print Signed by the Artists of that exact Stacked NFT |
| 3 months (Tier 3) | Tier 2 + Hoodie + 3D print of Stacked NFT |
| 6 months | Full Bundle: Tier 3 + Teddy Bear + Bottoms + scarf + surprise goodies |
The longer you stake your NFTs the more merch you get. Stack multiple Penimals to get multiple PeniBoxes. Real utility. Real ownership. Real merch.
Stage 3 — PeniPet's & Next Chapter
September – December 2026
- Attend the NYC-NFT event
- Attend the Miami Basel event
- OG Penimals holders will be able to mint for free 2 consumable NFTs.
Depending on how many they hold, they will receive an extra consumable of a higher rarity, similar to m1 m2 m3.
Stage 4 — PeniHumans, Future-Proofing and Ai Agent capacities
February – March 2027
- Regular collabs, giveaways & creative contests
- IRL event presence at every major NFT & web3 event (always VIP level)
- Special experiences and gifts for our real-life holder friends
- Continuous brand building and community-first decisions
We'll re-evaluate the latest on-chain mechanisms and AI capabilities, then adapt everything to deliver the absolute best technology available at the time. There's no point in jumping on the AI train now because a) we would just offer you premature tech and b) there's not enough audience in Web3 yet for such collections.
This sets the stage for PeniHumans — our most ambitious collection yet.
We're intentionally waiting until AI models and on-chain tech have advanced even further so we can launch with the highest possible quality and utility for our community.
All stages of our roadmap include IRL events, spaces, streams, etc.
The Team
Team info goes here.